If the South woulda won....

Okay, so i heard this song on the radio today and, very slowly, this HUGE grin just spread across my face...I'm so proud to be southern. :D This is worth hearing on youtube, should you so desire...but here are the lyrics for your enjoyment.

If the South woulda won...

If the South would won

We'd a had it made

I'd probably run for president

Of the southern states

The day Elvis passed away

Would be our national holiday

If the South woulda won

We'd a had it made

I'd make my supreme court down in Texas

And we wouldn't have no killers gettin' off free

If they were proven guilty

Then they would swing quickly

Instead of writin' books and smilin' on TV

We'd all learn cajun cookin' in Louisiana

And I'd put that capital back in Alabama

We'd put Florida on the right track

'Cause we'd take Miami back

And throw all them pushers in the slammer

Oh, if the South woulda won

We'd a had it made

I'd probably run for president

Of the southern states

The day young Skynyrd died

We'd show our southern pride

If the South woulda won

We'd a had it made

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee

And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills

The national treasury

Would be in Tupelo, Mississippi

And I'd put Hank Williams' picture

On one hundred dollar bills

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas

And I'd ban all the ones made in China

I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile

And talk with that southern accent that drives men wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia

'Cause they sure can make 'em sounds so fine

I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see old Clifton Clowers

And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine

Hey if the South woulda won

We'd a had it made

I'd probably run for president

Of the southern states

When Patsy Cline passed away

That would be our national holiday

If the South woulda won

We'd a had it made

I said if the South woulda won

We'd a had it made

Might even be better off...

~Hank Williams, Jr.